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Champion's Terry Joggers: Your everyday comfort redefined, effortlessly stylish and perfectly relaxed for any adventure.
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Effortless Style: Slim Corduroy Trousers – 5 Pockets, British Fit.
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Cosy Corduroy: Your Ultimate Slim Fit Classic
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The Cord King: Your Slim Fit Corduroy Champion. Rock the Five Pockets, Own the Look.
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