
Ettinger Capra: Luxurious Tan Leather Credit Card Case – Effortless Style.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of our handcrafted Lumina Candle – a whispered promise of serenity, meticulously poured from ethically sourced beeswax and infused with the evocative scent of wild heather and aged cedarwood. Let its gentle glow transform your space into a sanctuary of calm, perfect for quiet contemplation or simply basking in the soulful warmth of the evening. Each Lumina Candle is a small, precious ritual, a moment of blissful escape.”

Black Capra A4 Zip: Ettinger's Elegant Portfolio Pouch. A touch of British luxury.
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Tan Capra Passport Case by Ettinger: Travel in Sophisticated Style.
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Ettinger Capra Mini: Effortless Style for Your Journeys in Forest Green.
“Indulge in the exquisitely crafted allure of the Lumina – a timepiece where artistry dances with timeless sophistication. Forged from hand-polished Argentinian silver and imbued with a secret heart of Swiss precision, the Lumina isn't merely a watch; it’s a whispered promise of moments exquisitely lived. Its delicately etched celestial design hints at forgotten constellations, while the supple, Italian leather strap feels like a gentle embrace. Capture the luminescence of your own extraordinary story.”

Tan Ettinger Capra Mini Wallet: Compact Elegance, Timeless Style, Pure British Craftsmanship.
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Ettinger Spectrum: Black Pill Case – Stylish, discreet health companion. Perfect pocket essential.
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Ettinger Capra: Forest Green Travel Pouch – Effortless Style On-The-Go.
“Indulge in the opulent allure of the ‘Seraphina’ – a handcrafted timepiece where timeless elegance meets contemporary spirit. Forged from aged brass and encased in rich, cognac leather, this isn’t just a watch; it’s a whispered story of journeys taken and moments savoured. The delicately hand-painted Roman numerals dance beneath a scratch-resistant sapphire crystal, while the smooth, sweeping seconds hand evokes the rhythmic pulse of the ocean. It’s a statement of understated sophistication, designed for the discerning soul who appreciates the finer things in life. Own a legacy, wear Seraphina.”

Ettinger x Todd Snyder: Camo Card Case. A touch of British cool meets modern practicality.
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Ettinger x Todd Snyder: Olive Camo Watch Roll - The Perfect Travel Companion
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Ettinger’s Capra Pouch: Tan Treasure for Travellers, A Touch of Class
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Tan Ettinger: Slim Capra Card Case - A Touch of Luxury, Pure British Style.
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Black Ettinger Watch Roll Your Two Timepieces Await
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