Alface Green Leaf: A Touch of Portugal for Your Hands, Pure Bliss
Right then, fancy something a bit different? Bored of the same old tat? Well, feast your eyes on this beauty, this absolute corker. It's not just a thing, it's a statement, a whispered promise of good times and maybe, just maybe, a touch of rebellion. Imagine the look on your mates' faces when you whip this out. They'll be green with envy, proper green. It's got that certain je ne sais quoi, that indefinable something that makes you want to grab life by the short and curlies. So, what are you waiting for? Treat yourself, you deserve it, innit? Go on, have a gander, you know you want to. Jolly good!
£7.13
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