Rōzu Eau de Parfum: An Aesop Fragrance. A captivating scent, pure rose allure, simply irresistible.
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Aesop Tacit: A Subtle, Enchanting Eau de Parfum - 50ml Bottle.
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Aesop Tame Hair Serum: Unlock Effortless Shine & Silky Smoothness (60ml)
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Young Dunes by Todd Snyder & D.S. & Durga: A Spritz of Coastal Bliss in a Bottle
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Tuberose Myrrhder: A Wickedly Scented Affair by D.S. & Durga. Luxurious 7oz candle.
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