Grapefruit Generation: D.S. & Durga's zesty 50ml burst of sunshine, bottled delight.
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D.S. & Durga's Dreamscape in a Bottle Fifty Magical Millilitres.
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Debaser by D.S. & Durga: Lush, Green, and Unforgettable. A 50ml Bottle of Olfactive Bliss.
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Dream Lychee: D.S. & Durga's Delightful Candle, 7 oz, a Fragrant Escape.
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Debaser: D.S. & Durga's sensory symphony in a bottle, unleash your inner rockstar, 100ml of pure olfactory bliss.
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I Don't Know What: D.S. & Durga's Mystical 50ml of Utter Enigmatic Allure.
Right then, fancy something a bit different Do you fancy a jolly good delve into a world of pure, unadulterated awesome? This isn't just a thing, this is a proper marvel, a whizzbang creation ready to spark joy and maybe a bit of mischief. It's got the charm of a cheeky chappy, the elegance of a posh bird, and the sheer, unbridled brilliance to make your life ten times more splendiferous. Go on, treat yourself, you absolute legend, you. You deserve it. Cheerio
Italian Citrus: A Summer Spritz from D.S. & Durga, Bottled Bliss for Your Senses.
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Jalisco Rain: D.S. & Durga's Scented Sanctuary A Fragrant Escape in a 7 oz Candle
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Mississippi Medicine by D.S. & Durga: Evoking the Wild Heart of America in a Bottle.
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Mahogany Kora: D.S. & Durga's Captivating 50ml Scent – A Journey Through Time and Timber.
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D.S. & Durga Notorious Oud – A Captivating & Atmospheric Amber Woody Fragrance.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of the 'Nocturne' – a hand-poured candle crafted to evoke the hushed beauty of a moonlit garden. Infused with notes of violet blossom, aged cedarwood, and a whisper of salted caramel, it’s a sensory journey designed to soothe the soul and transform your space into a haven of tranquility. Let the captivating scent transport you to a realm of quiet contemplation and understated elegance.”
D.S. & Durga Fireplace: Pocket-Sized Cosiness, 7oz Candle. A Scent of Smoke and Snug.
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